Good evening, my children. As of late I have decided that to pass the time, there will be optional video interviews for you to do, if you so wish. Just come to my room and talk about the subject I have given you, for whatever length of time you desire. It is very similar to how the first video interview you did is, except is more relaxed, and much ( Read more... )

What in rum's name is this thing? ... Whatever, I just hope it works...

I want some rum. Right now. I don't really care about the food (though I must admit it tastes kind of unpleasant), I just need some rum.

And all those... things. I heard someone say they're computers? What are they supposed to do? They are too complicated for my liking.

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